An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, the problems it causes in a marriage, and other long term effects of drinking.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that kind of lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”

RAFL Aint that true

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