I was in Costco the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy...

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.”

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts,
a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Older guys are helpful like that.

RAFLMAO...

LOL, now where shall we start looking?

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Turnabout is fair play. I would see how many women I can get to follow me if I reported I was with a nice young blond guy, penetrating blue eyes, big muscles, and wearing a skin tight shirt and tight jeans that hugged his bottom.

Described me perfectly, except i have brown eyes lol

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Both person find wrong place. I suggest find to miss world competition.

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LOL, i think because you are not a native English speaking person, you may not realise that we were joking each other

Wouldnt i be MR World?

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